Keen to make some cash and be on TV?
Looking for 15 rugby players for a photo shoot for an MNET advert next Thursday, 9th September.
Players will be paid R750 for the day.
Both VIctor Matfield and Bakkis Botha will be in the advert.
If you are interested or have mates who are interested please let me know.
Cell: 0721499233
Email: Orjohnston1@gmail.com
Uchacha
OJ
NADOES THROUGH TO FINAL: Nadoes-54 M.O.B.-0
Last night saw the infamous Nadoes train keep on rolling through the Green Mile, beating M.O.B 54-0 on the way to defending our title at the 2010 Final on the 23 September.
It was a fine display of Nadoes rugby both on attack and defence, which kept the loyal supporters entertained throughout!
A massive UCHACHA to everyone involved, with special mention going to the following:
Man of the Match: Great Dayne
Try of the Match: Phil the Drill
Meerkat: Shafieeq He’s F..king Quick
Big Lick: Graeme Ha-my-name-is-Stegman
Lets keep buiding towards our final 60 minutes of rugby this year!
UCHACHA
NADOES SEMI-FINAL v M.O.B.
SQUAD:
Phil, Bomber/Bands, Muda, Mat Morris, Mole, Gloak, Benjo, Donk, Derry, Pierre, Dayne, Oli, Brennan, Theo, Carl, Lockers, Heals, Curty, Stegs, Shaafiq, Lloyd, Scott van Breda, Chris Keet.
When: Wed 01 September
Kick-off: 7pm, C-field
Meet: 6pm
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. Theodore Roosevelt
Uchacha
Nadoes Pre-Semi-final Vibe
The generous new-owners of Da Vinci’s in Harfield have added their support to the Nadoes Internal League 2010 Championship Campaign by providing us with a very special deal to help us carbo-load for next Wednesday’s Semi-Final against the Magic Lions.
When: 7.30pm Monday 30th August
Where: Da Vinci’s, 2nd Ave, Harfield
What: R55 for a Pizza or Pasta and a Beer
Please let AB know ASAP!
Uchacha
Oliver wins another marathon!
BEER ROSTER FOR QUARTER-FINAL
LLOYD TE POKI
BIG BRAD
GLOAKOKO
STEGS HIMYNAMEIS
MOLE REID
CHAD BEEMAN
SHAA HE’S QUICK
QUARTER-FINAL v Wild Boys – WED 24 Aug 2010

Quarter-final time is here and as we know – Nadoes dont lose finals!
SQUAD: Muda, Phil, Riva, Bomber, Mole, Dayne, Benjo,Gloak,theo, stander, Oli, B wright, Carl, Roffie, Lockers, Stegs, Justin, Curtis, Lloyd, Shaafiq, Heals, Chad
MEET: 6.30pm SHARP
KICKOFF: 7.30pm – B-Field
As always ALL support is most appreciated – Lets help the boys on the field through to the final and lifting the cup once again!
UCHACHA
Nadoes in London – 63% Rum
Da Vinci’s Pizza Special

Owned by a Rondebosch parent, Da Vinci’s in Harfield have the above special running at the moment!
Uchacha
Shebeen Boys Charity Comedy Evening
R50 a ticket for an entertaining evening.
“If you have seen Siv, he is fantastic, did his own sold out show for a month at On Broadway. We are raising money for Sports4Kids, which is a very worthwhile charity. Booze is being sold on the night, and is sponsored so all profits go to the charity. Between you and me, organising a few extra comedians so it should be a seriously one, to suite all different humours. 150 seats in total, we are looking to sell out obviously. If you could chat to your boys and their girls and get a group together, would really appreciate it!”
Happening on 28 August, 7 for 7 30 at the Theatre in the District.
All details are on FB
2010 FINAL COUNTDOWN BEGINS!!!

Gentlemen of the Nadoes,
Indeed that time of year has come. The winter months slowly move on, and the tweeting of birds in the morning is coupled by the buds of spring. The Desert field resembles a sandpit rather than a rugby field, and the temperature on the green mile moves up into double figures.
Perhaps more pertinent, the knock-out stages of the coveted internal league begin – and with that the Nadoes are awoken from their slumber post their brief mid-season break. As years have gone by, the Nadoes have never been far from a final, in fact nor have they been far from the trophy – not by chance, not by luck, nor poor refereeing. In fact they have been there due to an incomparible vibe, a desire for success rivalled by few, an immense ability to down far too much beer, and an importance placed in the game of touch rugby without peer. (and a little structure!!- ed))
Next week sees the 1/4 final – we are not sure of the opponents, but a tough game it will be, then the semi, then another break in which (hopefully) we will be honing our skills for the all important final. To add to that we have an HPL, a formal and probably one or two other key functions that form the climax of the Nadoes year.
What we must remember, is the custodian of the Nadoes is you, not anyone else, but you. If YOU want to make a vibe, and feel like you are part of something that many envy, then it is up to YOU to make this happen.
This, gentlemen, is not a pressure it’s a privilege!
The likes of AB, LLLLoyd, Bevilo Puccini, and more may well be donning the red and black for the last time, and I know that they are so amped to end their career with a bang, but even more importantly, the future of the Nadoes have another/first chance to play in a massive final!
Gentlemen, touch rugby is on Wednesday 17:00, Sunday 16:00 and squad touch and structure session is on Monday @17:00. Now is the time to attend- it’ll be worth it!!
Just remember, 10% of your life makes up 90% of your memories, and this special time is very much in that 10%. T Vaughan
u cha cha
Live life with abit of Balance and gain the Mental Edge
Check out some more wise words from the fellow Nadoes who are spreading their knowledge through the interweb.
Click HERE for the Scotsmans thoughts on sometimes training too hard and not listening to your body, and then
Click HERE for Coachy Thomas Vaughn’s Blog on how to better use your top 3-inches for an enhanced sporting performance.
Uchacha
Triplets Separated at birth
Garth Olivier:
Bevin Fortuin:
Zane Kirchner:

NADOES VS COLLEGE
Today sees the Mighty Tornadoes take on College House on the Green Mile. There has been a lot of articles posted on numerous rugby websites about the Great Dayne being fit to play today. This is a complete lie, Dayne has tweaked his ankle and will be out for sometime. We wish Dayne a speedy recovery. There also has been talk about Damion Stander making claims about adding another trophy to his cabinet, let’s see if this really happens. Lastly could Shawn Dyson aka Hilton Lobberts also known as Casanova please not forget the Big Lick trophy at home today, there are a lot of people wanting to get their hands on it tonight.
Match squad
Gloak , stander , Mole, Phil, Riva, Benjo ,Mat Morris , Brennan, Theo, Hill, Lockers, Horns, Curty, Stu, Shaafiek, Pierre, Derry, Lloyd, Muda, bomber, Chad, Alty, Oli, Renzo
Beer roster
lloyd
derry
curtis
horns
Gloak
Ben
Heals
Meet 6:30 ; Kickoff 7:30
UCHACHA
INWT
SQUAD VS UBUMBO 28 JULY
Muda, phil, Bomber, GLoak, Dayne,Stander, Theo, Oli, Mat Moris, Ben, Renzo, Mole, B wright, Ab, Lockers, Horns, Lloyd, stu, shaafiq,pierre, matt russell, Derry, Ginny, Sharief
THE TIME IS NEAR!!!
With the ending of the world cup, the return to varsity as usual and with mythical talk of the return of the Donk, the UCT internal league heads into the business end of the season. The undefeated champions of last season the Tornadoes where in red hot form going into the break with emphatic victories over Marquad and the Turtles, 62-0 and 53-5 respectively.
With cries of Keep My Trophy (KMT- that’s for you Bomber) where it belongs echoing out of the UCT changing room, it doesn’t look like this team that has elevated itself to almost legendary status means to give up there cup, there honor or there vibe to any challenger at any time.
“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. “ – Abraham Lincoln
My team, your team our team….. NADOES!!!!
Uchacha..
Match Fixture:
Tornadoes vs. Ubumbo
Time: 18:30
Meet: 17:30
Place: Field B on the Green mile
Beer Roster:
Phil
Dayne
Theo
OJ
Brennan
Stander
AB
Loxton.
TOUCH FORRIES FRIDAY!!
The internal league starts in just under two weeks! It is time for all of us to get down to touch and sharpen u on those skills! If you do not come down to touch from here on in, you will not be included in the squad available for selection.
Touch at 17h00 then Forries for a quite one or two.
UChaCha
INWT
Lift Needed
Justin Erasmus is looking for a lift to Plett from CT, to get there by game time, 7pm.
If you’ve got an extra space please let him know:
Justin – 082 950 1808
Uchacha
Plett Tour/ Nadoes Oyster Festival/ World Cup Final

The 2010 Plett Tour/ Nadoes Oyster Fest is here!
Below are confirmed Nadoes to for Friday evening, but if you’d like to add your name to that list its never toooooooo laaaaaaate, so contact Raun 083 308 5483 , or just bring your boots on the evening and you’ll definitely get a run!
Seriously, anyone who’s keen to play and get involved is more than welcome!
When: Friday 9 July
Where: Plett RFC - Robberg side of Plett
Meet: 6pm
Kick-off: 7pm.
Squad so far:
1. Jon Friday
2. Donkey
3. Jono Snaith
4. Ben
5. Gloakothoko
6. OJ
7. Theo
8. Stander
9. AB
10. Just in the gap
11. Cowan
12. Derry
13. Curty
14. Steggs
15. Heals
16. Murie
17. Lightbody
18. Kyle
19. Army
20. Wilko
21. Chris
22. Jarryd
23. Fletcher
24. Magnus
25. Jason Elly
26. Danie Olivier
27. Ruth
28. Victor
Uchacha
The One in the Shadow of the Mountain

A massive UCHACHA to our very own – Theres only One Marcel Brache for continuing his top form and rise in the local rugby circles. Marcie has been included on the wing for *WP* against the Griffons in a Currie Cup friendly this Friday.
The Nadoes wish Marcie the best for the season ahead and may the good times continue!
Click the link to read what Coach Coetzee had to say about this Nadoe:
Click HERE
Uchacha
Live life with abit of Balance

Check out these wise, wise words form none other than the Experience of the Scotsman himself.
Trading his boots for running-shoes and a bike a few years ago, the man’s been living life to the full, tearing into the X-trail and Triathlon circuits in and around town, with a few fellow Nadoes in Quayles Ales and Harry’s House also enjoying success in the great outdoors.
Click HERE for The Scotsman’s article on the New Balance site
Uchacha
Plett Tour/ Nadoes Oyster Festival/ World Cup Final

PLETT 2010 – “Once in a lifetime”
Anybody who has ever been on a Nadoes Plett tour will tell you it’s possible the most creaming experience of your adult life and where better to slip into our new SIEEEK Nadoes kit, than the social hotspot of the garden route bay for our annual vibe!
Plett Rugby Club have confirmed that at least one team will be out on the paddock for this much anticipated annual fixture and we are in the process of finding a second team as this tour is always well supported. The itinerary looks something like this:
Friday 9 July – Nadoes vs. PRFC. VIP after with our slick black golfers. Steers.
Saturday 10 July – Knysna half marathon and afterparty
Sunday 11 July – Soccer World Cup Final @ Plett Fan Park
What you must do if you want to PLAY:
Email name and preferred position to raun@caconnect.co.za
Example: Damian Stander – Loosehead
What you must do if you want to STAY:
Book accomodation yourself!
Try Castleton (R1 800 per night for 6) 021 424 1037
Plett Backpackers (R150 – R300 per night per person) 044 533 9108
Raun in the Nadoes
NADOES KIT 2010 - TIME TO ORDER!!!
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The new Nadoes 2010 Kit is waiting and raring to go! All we need now are your ORDERS! Seriously, this kit at these prices is pushing it! Beg or borrow the cash if need be, because if you’re one of the unlucky few who didn’t order the previous sick Nadoes Jackets, then you definitely dont wanna make the same mistake twice!
PRICES:
The Nadoe-Pack: R300
T-Shirt
Golfer
Track-top Windbreaker
The Add-Ons:
Bag: R140
Track-pants : R130
Hoodie : R150
Note: You can’t buy the Add-ons, without buying the Nadoe-Pack.
SIZE GUIDE: Our Skipper, OJ wears the following:
T-shirt: Large (same sizes as the CT Tens Tshirts – nicely fitted)
Golfer : Medium
Track-top : Large
Track-pants : Medium
Hoodie : Medium
HOW TO ORDER:
Send Dayne Allenbrook a Facebook Message with your order AND sizes.
ORDERS CLOSE TUESDAY 18 MAY!!!
THEN: Either get cash to Ollie, Dayne or AB.
OR EFT: SMS (072 416 0328) or EMAIL (antonberg@hotmail.com) AB and he’ll send you bank details.
YOUR ORDER IS ONLY CONFIRMED ONCE PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED IN CASH OR TRANSFER!
Questions: Dayne Allenbrook: 072 394 2555 or AB 072 416 0328
ORDERS CLOSE TUESDAY 18 MAY!!!
Don’t get left out in the cold, everybody’s doing it!
Uchacha!
PS: ORDERS CLOSE TUESDAY 18 MAY!!!
NADOES RYDER CUP 2010

LANGEBAAN 2010
This years Nadoes Ryder Cup will be held at the beautiful golfing estate of Langebaan. A very confident and experienced American team look set to battle it out against an unknown European team on the 22 May at the newly refurbished Gary Player designed course. The Nadoes Ryder Cup was first played in 2004 and has been played every year since. The American team have only tasted defeat once in its history, winning five out of the six previous outings. Langebaan is a course that will be new to almost every golfer in the field, thus the golfing world is much anticipating this years Ryder Cup and many believe it will be the most exciting and closely fought battle yet.
Click HERE for TEAM USA WRITE-UP
Uchacha
NADOES - 53 : Turtles – 5

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Click HERE for FULL MATCH REPORT and AWARDS
Uchacha
The Fourth Jonas Brother?

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Revalations of there being a seperation at the Jonas brothers’ birth seem true, as our esteemed no. 15 shows a remarkable resemblance to the guitar-playing teen heart-throb.
Uchacha
The Way of the Nadoes

Click HERE to go to the Varsity Cup website where a well written profile has been posted explaining the origins and vibe behind the Nadoes, from the good old days of the Jedi and Scotsman to the current exciting season ahead!
Uchacha
Intervarsity Saturday 8 May @ UCT

This Saturday UCT play Maties on the Green Mile with the UCT 1st, 2nd and 3rd and u20 teams containing a host of Nadoes.
The likes of Marcie, Groomie, Zubayer, Shimo, Matty Russell, Ginny and the Jet will all be out to send the Men in Maroon back along the N2 with their tail between their legs!
With fellow Nadoe Ryan Slab Williams helping False Bay beat Maties last week, and Marcie, Groomie and Shimo all being instrumental in UCT’s win over Hamiltons, it looks set to be an absolute cracker of a fixture!
Bomber will also no doubt be DJ-ing in the corner of the A-field again so lets get down and support the boys!
Uchacha
NADOES: 62 – Marquad: 0

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Click HERE for FULL MATCH REPORT and AWARDS
Click HERE for Official UCT Internal League Player & Team That Rocks
Uchacha
NADOES WIN SECOND LEAGUE GAME v Shebeen Boys 33-5

Nadoes v Shebeen Boys, 28 April 2010
With only one game under their belts and then last week’s bye causing abit of a haphazard start to this years Internal League, the Nadoes were more than well-rested and eager to once again get out onto the pitch last night and keep building their winning momentum in defence of last years title.
Stu-Oh-Flower-Mac ran the boys through the importance of the meanings and histories behind each AWARD which went to the following:
Meerkat Award: No.10, Lock&-Load, Cally Hayes’ Boyrfriend——- GUY LOXTON for some sick stepping on the way to the try-line.
Try of the Match: A True Nadoes-style flair with the ball travelling through everyones hands, but crossing the line with——MARK WINTER – on debut.
Big Lick: Deciding that tackling is more fun than running with the ball, THE-O and STANDER threw the ball to the Shebeen boy in front of them, before double-teaming him, temporarily making him an inseperable part of the Green Mile.
Thornadoe – Man of the Match: A few good performances last night, with Loxton putting up his hand, the Great Dayne also in fine form, Curty always playing his heart out, but in the end a fantastic game of Pick&Go’s for——THE-O – Uchacha!
Click HERE for FULL MATCH REPORT
Uchacha
Touch sessions: Building for next Wednesday!
Apologies, my cellphone has been down for most of the day so couldnt get the message to everyone, but the next few touch sessions are as follows:
FRIDAY 23 April, 5pm
SUNDAY 25 APRIL, 4pm
MONDAY 26 APRIL, 5pm
MATCH v Shebeen, WED 28 APRIL, 7.30pm
Vital that you’re at touch over the next few days!!
NEWSFLASH: Click HERE to see who got the Internal Leagues first Player of the Week Award from UCT RFC!!!
Please read article below if you havent already
Uchacha
AB
<< DAMAGES HAVE CONSEQUENCES! >>

While booze often brings out our inner child……
Over the years there have been many damages incurred that have followed the famed NADOES CHANGE-ROOM SESSIONS in saying that, it is certainly not viewed as ACCEPTABLE & COMMON PRACTICE!
In the Nadoes we pride ourselves in excellence, friendship and creating a vibe second to no other. This quest does however, at times, come at a cost. Damages, on occasions, are incurred by overzealous players, friends, supporters and family when the celebrations commence and the lager flows. I understand this and have been guilty of this myself on a few occasions over the years but that still does not make it right. This is not a name and shame article or written to kuk anyone out, I’m just letting everyone know that from now on, you will be responsible for your actions and held liable for the damages.
In the past the NADOES so called fund has been fitting the bill, where you guys think the money has come from who knows?? Because it has had to come from somewhere, believe you me! The fact is that for years people have been getting away with damages they have caused and left the fund to clean up their mess. THIS WILL NO LONGER HAPPEN
....Responsibility must be taken!
Please understand, I know that shit happens and things get damaged or broken, all im saying is that those responsible be man enough to step-up the morning after and apologise to the affected parties and rectify the miss-hap, be it cleaning up the mess left behind or simply paying for the damages incurred, just get it done. That’s all, take responsibility for your actions and all is well. If you break something, fix it or make arrangements to have it fixed, simple as that.
Where does this come from you might ask, well it’s simple, after many formal’s (Kelvin Grove), change-room sessions (UCT & VILLAGES) and parties (GLOBAL) property has been damaged and the fund has been left to fit the bill. The fact is, often the individuals who end up paying the bill (i.e. the fund is a myth) are often those who work behind the scenes to make thing happen for the greater Nadoes Community and are often not even involved in causing the damage themselves. not only that, ULTIMATELY the biggest loser is YOU and ME as the TORNADOES name is brought down through these small indiscretions by a minority!
All I’m saying is shit happens, I know, so all I want you to do is take responsibility if something goes wrong, take ownership and rectify the problem! Individuals can’t afford to keep picking up the bill for pussy’s who don’t right their wrongs!
See you at touch or at the home of Nadoes Rugby, UCHACHA
Nadoes till I Die
Donk
Nadoes Weekend

The picture above has got NOTHING to do with Touch this weekend, but I thought it necessary to show the world a different (perhaps the real) side of the Youth.
FRIDAY: Touch @ 5pm.
SATURDAY: RBHS v Paarl Gym, Rugby A, 11:00am…Apparently a New Club in Claremont – TigerTiger – is open on Saturday Night.
SUNDAY: Touch @ 4pm
MONDAY: Touch & Shadow @ 5pm
*NB:* Please bring ALL outstanding forms, cash, etc
UCHACHA
NADOES WIN SEASON OPENER v PANTHERS: 15-0

Last nite saw the Nadoes put together a good opening performance, albeit an error-ridden one, to beat the Panthers 15-0. Lots of work to be done with regards to first phase structure, ball presentation and counter-rucking, but our defense was solid and reminiscent of last season, which is a very positive sign!
As always there were a few AWARDS up for grabs:
Meerkat Award: The entire Front Row for supurb scrumming…until the opposition called for uncontested scrums.
Try of the Match: A tough decision, but in the end it went to Shaffiq-he’s-quick for an awesome individual zoom-zoom effort to complete his hatrick…on debut!
Big Lick: No surprises here really. An earth-shuddering collision from Bevillo Riva almost ending some poor individual at a crucial time of the game defending on our line.
Thornadoe – Man of the Match: No surprises here either. Shaffiq-he’s-Quiiiiick for his three-try haul on debut. This man is quick and has catapulted himself to the top of this seasons Most Tries category.
A good nite out was then had as the boys bussed through to IVY LEAGUE, with even Contol-Alt-Delete joining the Youth!
Click HERE for FULL MATCH REPORT
Uchacha
14 APRIL 2010 VS PANTHERS
On the 14th April the Nadoes take on the Panthers on the Green Mile at 17h30. There will be a couple of fines after the game and then everyone will be heading to Ivy League. Uchacha

NADOES NOTICEBOARD
Lost:
Could someone please contact the Nadoes Union if they have any clue where Damion Stander, Renzo Puccini, Franco Puccini, Dayne Allenbrook, Kerrick Allenbrook are. They have not been spotted on the Nadoes touch field for atleast a month and the Nadoes Union are worried about them. Would really be appreciated.
Justin Mitchell and Mark Riva both left their lives plus their running shoes at touch a week ago so if anyone has seen or got them please contact one of them ASAP as these two men are serious athletes and need their shoes ASAP.
Found:
Congratulations to Callan Wilko, Graham Barratt and Lloyd Anderson for eventually finding their boots and coming down to touch. The wait was well worth it.
TOUCH AT 5 (FRI 09/04/09) THEN FORRIES AFTERWARDS
UCHACHA
Build up to Internal League: 1. Registration – 2.Warm-up Game – 3.Touch

1. REGISTRATION
ALL FORMS & MONEY to be in by WEDNESDAY 06 APRIL 2010.
UCT Students: R100 + WPRFU form + Copy of ID + Copy of UCT registration.
OTHERS: R350 (if not already UCT RFC member – then only R100) + UCT RFC form + WPRFU form + Copy of ID.
Contact AB: 072 416 0328 or Josh 083 725 5241 for more info and forms. 












